A young man with a long neck and a hat with a plaited cord instead of a ribbon round
it met another chap on an S bus. The young man said: "Sir, I have noticed that you
have been taking a positive pleasure in stepping on my toes every time everyone gets
on or off the bus." The other chap said: "Pah! B......ks!" and the consequence was that
the young man went and sat down. The same young man with the peculiar neck and the ridiculous hat met a pansified friend of his in the Cour de Rome. The young man said: "Hallo, how are you?" His pansified friend said: "You really ought to get the top button of your overcoat raised," and the consequence was that a book was written and translated.

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(par devant par derriere)